Image hosted by Photobucket.com


The blogger

Muhammad Hafiz
Twenty

My profile is a secret

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


Talk



Community


Afiq
Dawn Yang
Dedy
Dom
Fyzzah
Mark Daniel
Nas
Shima
Zahra



Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Random thoughts.

"The probability of a patient surviving through cancer is greater each time one suffers. Who knows, the chances of you to be the next one riding beside Lance Armstrong increases every time a cancer patient survive." 10.49pm

"7 out of every 10 Singaporeans complain without them knowing that they did and out of the 7, you are probably one of them." 10.56pm

"Negativity is part of life, in any case, try not to leave them behind." 10.59pm

If only I could copyright these thoughts, I'll be rich in no time.


Smile vs Frown



Adapted from Toothpaste For Dinner.


My Gym Partner is a Purple Dinosaur

Another day at the gym another day looking at the dragon-boaters, canoe team and some hot shot with overly worked muscle bulging out from their tight t-shirt or singlet and not to forget the ladies. I am not surprise nor envy the ladies from the dragon-boat and the canoe team to carry exceptionally more weights than me. Because that is part of their training. It is normal for people to think like any egoistic man should think "Eh, she can do more than me and I can't! I cannot lose face to her!" in their hearts and then smile and try to listen to their ego. Well I couldn't blame that man, cause his testosterone level is at peak after gulping a bottle filled with 1 serving of protein shake powder and chilled water from the water cooler. I swear to god, even the skinny ones from the respective teams are drinking it. And you might be thinking, why shouldn't I be the one drinking it since i've been going to the gym quite often. Well I don't want to be that next hot shot with bulging muscle. I would prefer someone to get me a Gatorade (powder formulated) that can last me for 1 year and then I will love you forever!


Random Childhood Memories

I was talking to "Ms Zipperwentwrong" (Not her real name) about how badly I want to get my hands on KT Tunstall's Gibson Dove Acoustic guitar to how I like Mini Cooper Classics and if only I wish living somewhere in Europe would be a good idea. I came to realize that I should at least try to update my blogs from the recent survey I did on her. I had to pay her 6 buckaroos for that which cost me 3 set of metal chopsticks and a bowl of rice.

Chaoter 1

Ever wonder or just laying down and think back the childhood memories or the things you have said to someone; like your dreams, or what do you want to be when you grow up, or even the toys that you use to play and the silly things you do. Yes, Im letting it all, not all, out right now right here. When I was young, I had this silly conversation with my uncle. I was sitting down in that old rustic sofa with floral patterns on the cushion watching cartoon when my uncle sat beside me, I told him when I grow up, I want a Ford Mustang. He replied back with a smile and said, You have to work hard for it. Initially I didn't know that a Ford Mustang cost a bomb so I thought maybe I just need to save my money but when I get older I came to realize that he wasn't really refering to the price, more of the availability of the car. Singapore does not import Ford Mustang for several LTA reasons. I guess that's the reason why he says I have to work hard for that car.

Ever heard of Polly Pocket anyone? I guess the girls should know it. I use to play with it with my cousins last time. I was 4 or 5 years old back then, my father use to drop me off at my auntie's place at Ang Mo Kio Avenue 3 before he goes to work. My Aunt got 2 daughters and everytime they ask me to play, I will like run to the polly pocket first and then to the "masak-masak" area and I know one of them likes Carebears and I always like to threaten to throw her Carebear out of the window. Hahaha, then she will start to cry or beg me not to. Last time, polly pocket was the IN thing among the other toys. First thing, It is small and compact. You can bring it everywhere or even anywhere and you can keep it in your pocket literally or maybe in your mum's handbag. That is why it's called polly pocket in the first place. I don't know why I like to play with it but somehow it has a mini adventure to it, if you open the clam like box, you can see miniature furniture or gardens, depend on what polly pocket you have. I remember playing the garden version, because there is a fountain in the middle of the box and it's covered with walkways, flowers trees and it comes with Polly, the miniature doll. You can do move polly around, put her to bed, make her sit down or whatever that you can think of. Its like controlling someone's movement and their action. And the best part of it, when your friends have it with them you can check theirs and play with it, because they will probably own a different version. Another new adventure starts for polly. But right now i'm hoping they will make an adult polly pocket. A polly pocket playboy mansion edition would be a great way to start. Haha. Now I can boast to my friends. "Hey dude! Check this out! I got the keys to the playboy mansion!!!"

To tell you the truth I play with girls stuff, seriously. I like cutting up fake carrots and meat, cooking them in a plastic pot over a friendly user stove. Creating up new menus and collecting imaginary money from my cousins. Play with Carebears, Polly Pocket but not Barbie. I like to create imaginary house with blankets, pillows and bolsters and wake up to go to work. I wonder what are the toys the the kids now are playing, probably the same but playing your imagination is the best of all because all of a sudden you will be talking to someone that you made up.

Chapter 2
Childhood Friend 1

I have a childhood friend whose name is Faizal, we stay at the same block, which is 364, Yishun Ring Road and we go to the same school. Huamin Primary. He live 2 floor above mine. That is the only information I know about him until the end of primary 2 when my parents move to Bukit Panjang. The stories, laughter, funny moments and the bad things we do is still lingering in my mind. So why not, let me share it with you.

Usually after school, I would go back home, get changed but some other days I don't feel like changing. There is one time where I went to his place because he got new cool toys and everytime if I never came back home, my mum will go upstairs and scream and then beat me up or pinch my ears. Hahaha. I still remember cause it happen quite a couple of times. There is one time we pee through the opening from the 6th floor and it went straight down to the grass patch. I ate 1 small packet of chilli sauce during puasa because I was hungry and at the end of it drinking 1 big bottle of cold water and then going home with an innocent tired face.

Childhood Friend 2

I can't remember the full name but her name was Santi or Shanty, my friend Shima should know her. She live around my granmother's area and would usually go down with her twin brother to the playground every evening. There is one time where I was building sand castle, she came over and ask what I was doing and I told her I'm building a big castle and she agree to help me. From then onwards we play at the playground quite often. Buidling sandcastles, playing hide and seek and various versions of catching. After that I don't know what happen, she rarely come down. From that moment onwards I never see her again until the moment Shima ask me if i know her.

That is all i can remember for now, there would be more coming up if I can remember or if i can find anything that could get me to recall back my past. Its a warm and nice thing to still have it in one's memory.


14 April 2009

To manage a blog is simple but to write a daily entry is not. To put it in the simplest terms, I am just utterly lazy. I have no desire in writing up till about 5 minutes ago when something just struck me like a bolt of lightning. Well not, actually I intend to write because I feel that I have something to tell. Haha, that "something to tell part" is not some big secret or what. Well if you think it is then that is an incorrect answer. It happen that I was thinking of something, something so sinister that even the infamous killer from Psycho will be spooked at. I am totally lost right now, I've just ended a conversation and I don't know how I should continue this post. Guess I'll end it here for the time being. Will be back soon.


Random

I can run now and I just did.


1 February 2009

I don't know what I ate or what I do to a point where I frequently and urgently need to use the toilet every now and then. Breaking up into cold sweats while trying to think of what to do next. I'm out of cash, desperately need some right now. I've been working ever since they called up however they cut my work time short and hence I earn less. I can't even get a hair cut which I desperately need. I'm grounded by an overuse injury, I can run but I can't run far. Leaving me with no chance to run this year's sundown marathon, well maybe next year.




Credits
Blogger
Deviantart